The $2,000,003 Monument to Our Refusal to Talk

When sophisticated software becomes a shield against difficult human conversations, the real cost isn’t measured in license fees.

The Technological Gauntlet

Mark’s index finger is pulsing with a dull, rhythmic ache. He is currently on the 13th screen of a workflow designed by a consultant who has likely never spoken to a customer in their entire life. To log a single, thirty-second phone call with a prospect from Ohio, Mark must navigate three separate dropdown menus, validate a mandatory postal code field that refuses to recognize the reality of Midwestern geography, and click a ‘Save’ button that stays greyed out until he scrolls through 23 lines of legal boilerplate. It is a technological gauntlet. It is a marvel of engineering. It is a $2,000,003 investment in corporate efficiency.

Mark sighs, a sound that carries the weight of a thousand ignored feedback surveys. He minimizes the browser, glances toward the office door to ensure no ‘Agile Coach’ is loitering nearby, and opens a file on his desktop named ‘Quick_Notes_Do_Not_Delete_Final_V3.xlsx’. In exactly 3 seconds, he types: ‘Ohio guy wants 500 units by Tuesday. Follow up Friday.’ He hits Ctrl+S. He is done. He has just committed an act of digital insurrection.

The Invisible Barrier

I recently had a literal encounter with this kind of invisible, high-tech friction. I walked straight into a glass door at a tech-hub office last week. The glass was so pristine, so engineered, and so perfectly placed that it became entirely invisible as a barrier until it made impact with my nose. My forehead still has a faint red mark, a physical reminder that just because something is polished doesn’t mean it’s functional. Software is the glass door of the modern workplace. It looks beautiful on the sales deck, but the people on the ground are the ones constantly smacking their faces against the implementation.

The Digital Archaeologist

Michael S., a self-described digital archaeologist, spends his days excavating the wreckage of these failed transformations. He doesn’t look at the software the C-suite bought; he looks at what the employees are actually using. He finds the ‘shadow IT’-the ecosystem of secret spreadsheets, Trello boards created on personal accounts, and WhatsApp groups where the real work happens.

You look at a company that just spent $3,000,003 on a new ERP system, and you’ll find that 83% of the actual data management is still happening in a shared Excel file that hasn’t been updated since 2013. The software isn’t a tool for them. It’s a tax.

– Michael S., Digital Archaeologist

This phenomenon reveals a deep, almost pathological organizational cowardice. It is significantly easier for a CEO or a Digital Transformation Officer to sign a check for a technological ‘silver bullet’ than it is to engage in the messy, human work of understanding and respecting the workflows of their own people. Technology is often used as a defensive measure-a way to avoid having the difficult conversations about why the current process is broken. If the process is broken, we have to talk about culture, accountability, and the fact that Steve in accounting refuses to share his data. If we buy a $1,000,003 software package, we can blame the ‘onboarding phase’ or the ‘vendor support’ for the next 23 months.

[The software is a high-tech monument to our refusal to communicate.]

The Core Insight

The Hallucination of Visibility

We treat software as an exorcism. We hope that by installing it, the demons of inefficiency will simply vanish. But software cannot fix a lack of trust. It cannot fix a lack of clarity. If your team doesn’t know how to talk to each other without a tool, they certainly won’t know how to do it with a more expensive one. In fact, the complexity of the tool often provides a convenient place to hide.

The $203,000 Annual Hallucination

Actual Data Entry

17%

Dashboard Accuracy

40%

I’ve seen this play out in 43 different industries. The leadership team gets excited about ‘Total Visibility.’ They want a dashboard that shows every heartbeat of the organization in real-time. So they buy a platform that requires 53 manual inputs from every salesperson every day. The salespeople, who are paid to sell and not to be data-entry clerks, naturally find the path of least resistance. They enter junk data. They wait until Friday at 4:33 PM and dump a week’s worth of guessed-at metrics into the system just to clear the notifications. The result? The ‘Total Visibility’ dashboard is now a $203,000-a-year hallucination. It’s a digital fantasy world that has zero connection to the reality of the business.

The Human Lens

Contrast this with a more integrated, human-centric approach. When technology is used correctly, it acts as an extension of human expertise, not a replacement for it. Think of the way professional optical specialists operate. They don’t just point a machine at a face and hope for the best. They use advanced diagnostic tools as a baseline, but the final outcome-the precision of the fit, the clarity of the vision-comes from the technician’s ability to interpret that data through the lens of human experience. This is the philosophy behind the eye health check, where the technology is undeniably world-class, yet it remains secondary to the specialized human eye. The machine provides the data, but the expert provides the truth.

Machine Data

Inputs (53/day)

Provides 100% of the input, 10% of the truth.

VERSUS

Human Expert

Truth

Interprets the data through context.

In the corporate world, we’ve inverted this. We’ve decided the machine provides the truth, and the human is just a slightly unreliable peripheral device meant to feed it. This is why Mark stays in his spreadsheet. In Excel, Mark is the master of his domain. He can move a cell, change a color, and see the result instantly. The spreadsheet is responsive to his needs. It respects his time. It doesn’t ask him to validate a zip code in Ohio when he’s trying to close a deal.

Jazz vs. Sheet Music

Michael S. once showed me a spreadsheet used by a global shipping firm that was so complex it had its own internal mythology. It had 73 tabs. It was held together by macros written by a guy who retired 13 years ago. It was, by all technical standards, a nightmare. And yet, it was the only reason the company was still profitable. […] Because the software didn’t account for the ‘unwritten rules’ of the shipping docks-the human exceptions, the last-minute favors, the ‘if-this-then-that’ logic that exists only in the minds of the people doing the work.

We suffer from a delusion that work is a series of logical, linear steps. It isn’t. Work is a messy, improvisational jazz performance. Software is a sheet of rigid music. When you try to force the jazz player to play only the notes on the page, the music dies. The spreadsheet, for all its flaws, is the blank staff paper where the jazz can still happen.

🎵

Jazz

Improvisation, adaptation, responsiveness.

📜

Rigid Sheet Music

Logic, linearity, unforgiving structure.

🗂️

The Spreadsheet

The blank canvas for necessary jazz.

The Radical Act of Listening

I’m not suggesting we all go back to the Stone Age and use abacuses. I’m suggesting that before we spend another $63,000 on a seat license for a tool no one asked for, we do something radical: we sit down with the people who do the work. We ask them to show us their secret spreadsheets. We don’t punish them for it; we celebrate them. Those spreadsheets are the blueprints for what the software *should* have been. They are the evidence of where your current systems are failing.

$2,003,000

Potential Savings (By Not Buying)

If you find that your team is using a ‘shadow’ system, that isn’t a sign of rebellion. It’s a sign of survival. They are trying to do their jobs despite the tools you’ve given them. The ‘glass door’ of your expensive CRM is standing right in their way, and they’ve found a path around it.

Next time you’re tempted to pull the trigger on a new platform that promises to ‘revolutionize’ your department, take 3 minutes to walk over to the person who will actually have to use it. Ask them to see their desktop. If you see an Excel file named ‘Real_Work_V2’, save your $2,000,003. You don’t need new software. You need to start listening.

Maybe I’ll eventually stop walking into glass doors. Maybe we’ll eventually stop buying software that acts like one. But until then, I’ll keep my eyes on the people like Mark. They’re the ones keeping the lights on, one secret spreadsheet at a time. It’s not the most elegant way to run a business, but at least it works. And in a world of $3,000,003 failures, ‘it works’ is the most valuable metric we have.

Is the software helping the human, or is the human helping the software? Until we can answer that with 103% certainty, the spreadsheets aren’t going anywhere. And honestly, thank God for that.

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